petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks)

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

treesenpai:

step over ants
put worms back in the grass
rescue baby caterpillars
release spiders back into your garden
open windows for bees to fly home
they are all little souls that deserve a life too

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: oakynymph)

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij