fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks)

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences